Now that procrastination is behind me… It’s time to be suicidally behind! (For the record: Right now my situation is “Life imitates art imitates life”. *sigh*)

You know what? I’m really NOT ashamed. Arashi is freakin’ awesome, in a shiny, happy rainbow-dancing boy band way. But my singing is something that should ALWAYS be shameful. Especially when I try to sing in Japanese (or in this case, Engrish)

The not-so-epic conclusion in the war of Clare vs Procrastination. The winner? SWEET, SWEET IRONY!

Lovingly dedicated to my best friend Jen, for reasons which should be very clear to anyone who knows her. Yeah, so… Honestly, I like VAMPS’ version better than Bowie’s. After I did this comic, I realized the punchline was a tad similar to I’m My Own Mascot’s Masaman Armageddon. Oops…. Sorry, K.Bo! But I defend it with Pink Fangasm Explosion is something very different than Curry of Doom Explosion…. (For example: More fun for me.)

Ego beats Sloth every time.

BTW, I am NOT dressed as a Mountie… It’s the uniform of the Ontario Provincial Police, not the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. (I dunno why I felt the need to point that out)

All teasing is meant with the greatest affection towards Miyavi (his more vocal and downright mean spirited fangirls on the otherhand…). Honestly, I don’t care that he removed his piercings. He looked VERY cool, but whatev. If he feels he’s grown out of it *shrug*.

I couldn’t do a series of J-Rock comics and NOT do one about Hyde’s height. The man is teeny! Now, I am by no means Amazonian, but when I’m in my boots (and any situation in which I would meet Hyde, I’d be wearing my boots), I’m like eight inches taller than him. I actually did have the chance to meet him. I saw VAMPS in concert last summer in San Francisco and they did an autograph session. I didn’t hear about it until after the fact *sob* I don’t like to talk about it… The title is Hyde’s height in centimetres. Why centimetres? Because I like to be inscrutable.

This doesn’t happen much. Which might by WHY I suck at video games so much.

Or do I not play much because I suck?

Gackt’s got unearthly (if a bit overprocessed) beauty, charm and a heck of a lot of talent… Still I find the most endearing thing about him to be how batshit crazy he is. The title “Jihaku” means “Confession”. It is also the title of Gackt’s autobiography.

If Hyde gets this sort of reaction, just imagine what havoc Mana would bring (I actually don’t have to imagine, having used Mana to drop a few Bridgets… One guy still refuses to believe Mana is anything but female.)