I’ve read the lyrics for “Hideaway”. I’ve read an English translation of “Hideaway”. I’ve listened to “Hideaway” probably a hundred times. Still don’t understand it and think it sounds like “You got a bojangle”… Don’t get me started on “Stay Away”. WTF does “Trying trying in yourself” mean?

But to be honest, this comic is a total lie. I’d NEVER be able to get the Japanese correct.